Overheard - On Day 2 at work in Dubai

Quotes and conversations on 2nd day of work

1. "It is not very safe to use taxi drivers in XX location, so we have our own fleet. Some of
   the locals don't like the idea of using consultants, so can be hostile, so please use our
   own fleet always".


2. "The logistics team doesn't do night club reservations"


3. "All the support teams have blacklists for you guys; believe me, you'll know it when you're
   one"


4. Bank a/c opening process:

GT: But I don't want a Super Duper Platinum credit card with $300K limit.

Bank rep: Sorry sir, but it is an all inclusive package. You can choose not to use it.And
please sign this...

GT: Sign a blank cheque in favour of "Stinking Rich Bank" LLC?!

Bank rep: That is standard process; not to worry, we won't encash it (chuckle).

GT: Chuckle?! When do I get it back?

Bank rep: When you close accounts and settle matters.

GT: Settle matters?!Bank rep: Not to worry,sir, standard process"

5. Fellow joinee peeks into support team area and says to Lady #1: Hey, you look like that
Egyptian actress!

GT: (thinks) WTF?!?! Will he get slapped? Reprimanded? Shouted at? Stunned silences?

Lady #2 in support team: Which one?

Lady #3: Wait, wait, let me guess....

Lady #1: (Blush) I know who you're reminded of... it is XYZ.

GT: (silently) Ahem, ahem.