Thursday, January 15, 2009

Even the Bean


... is frozen! Its - 26C outside...they did warn me that Chicago is a tough city, but after the madness of Madurai, I thought I knew it all. Well, come Sunday, some skating and sledding shall happen and then we will know what's tough and what's not. The man in the mirror rolls his eyes: "Here we go again"

Sunday, December 21, 2008

The right to die... is not ours to give.

Since we're on a rebellious rant streak here, here I start again on why euthanasia (the right of a person, usually in mortal sickness, to choose to die) needs to be respected... obviously the seers of the Church don't agree.

Actually, Margo McDonald is way better than me at explaining about this here in The Daily Telegraph- to quote her, ''What I find immoral is the insistence of these people who presume that they can impose their moral code on people for whom life has become totally intolerable". Or more bluntly, if you haven't been stuck in a bed completely paralyzed with someone wiping your ass 7/365 or with half of your body missing after an accident, how can you presume to impose your unfair moral code on someone for whom life is a daily struggle?

I've reached this conclusion after seeing people suffer endlessly and also after playing out quite a few ethical arguments like the parallels to suicide and murder and of course, the inevitable Biblical stances. I completely respect people,who in in similar conditions, choose to live and fight it out against tremendous odds - it is an individual choice that requires amazing willpower and dauntless courage... stuff that most of us will probably never draw upon in one entire lifetime. But like I said, it is an individual choice and I stand by my argument.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Being a X'ian - Of faith and its failings

So matters of faith have always been a sticky issue for me - because of a Catholic upbringing, my default has always been belief in the existence of a Christian God. But growing up in India with its ancient, evocative and powerful epics and with Hindu/Muslim friends who live by the faith of different books has made me wonder about the wisdom of professing that only "believers" of a Christian god would be saved. Add the usual existential angst of college years and the mandatory Ayn Rand and Nietzche reads, you can imagine why I opted for the more physical horrors of the NCC.

So here I am, after a while, faith in a year where matters of religious faith have manifested themselves in forums ranging from the US Presidential elections to the Mumbai attacks. As a X'ian, I have serious rants about the institution of the Catholic Church - its' beliefs about saints, its stance on abortion and stem cell research...there's quite a few "official" opinions that I strongly resent. At the same time, I think the Church has been a force of good for humanity, the causes of poverty alleviation, literacy, health-care and political change. There are many strong arguments for and against the Church and its behavior - but I have also come to realize that such issues and differences exist among any body of people on probably any topic under the sun... and the only way to address such issues are to engage and talk about them, rather than ignore them them to a point of explosive isolation.

Consider this debate between a preacher and a public policy expert on the spiritual legitimacy of gay marriage - this was subsequent to a Newsweek article by Lisa Miller where she argues that with the coming of Jesus (and therefore based on the New Testament) the Bible does not exclude any particular group of people based on criteria such as race, region, church or... sexuality. Not only do I appreciate the content of this discussion between these experts but I also have great regard for tone and respect inherent in the discussion. I will leave aside the actual arguments to your interest, but look at how the counter-arguments start:

"Thank you for this. We are actually engaging one another. By my lights, a rarity between our sorts. Please forgive me for being surprised. Our conversation may be more important than I first guessed. And I'm going to be emboldened to say some hard things in response"

"I think we've had a very good exchange. Thanks for being open with me, and letting me understand your thinking. I hope I have adequately communicated why I take the position I do on the issue of homosexuality and same-sex marriage."

Whenever I've tried to start a reasonable debate with the evangelical Xians that I know (sometimes even with my brother, cousins, aunts etc), I get the v"Revelations" and half the scary verses of the Old Testament thrown at me with such vigor and passion that it becomes impossible to be objective, especially with the usual condescending scorn comes along with this "Ha, he argues with his mind and not with his spiritual soul".

In the face of such biased "faith", what does one conclude? That God fearfully and wonderfully made the brilliant mechanism of the human brain so that we could dump it cold storage when we go to Church or when we read the Bible? That we adhere to what we like about the Holy Book and listen to the preachers we are comfortable with, rather than search ourselves for meaning and relevance? Here's to hoping to more reasonable, vitriolic, more inclusive, less bigoted discussions and debate on "Faith" in the year to come.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

NYT IDEAS OF THE YEAR 2008

An interesting list that includes...


  • The implications of dancing cockatoos
  • Airbags for the walking elderly
  • A bio-mechanical energy harvester (I had trouble with that one the first time around)
  • A new+radical auto-engine design that consumes 50% less fuel (Nah, not yet, its just at the R&D stage)
  • Endlessly burstable bubble wrap toy - could be only from a company called Mugen Puchi Puchi and only from the country of...Japan!
  • The bus wait formula-what if you could minimize the time you wait for a bus?
  • How real warmth (as in heat) melts a cold heart- no, seriously!
  • The best way for a goalkeeper to stop penalty kicks is to stay still?!?
  • Crows with vending machines of their own
  • Spray-on condoms
  • Moonvertising - yes, lasers on the moon that spell,what else, COKE!
  • Minicattle
  • And a national 10% off sale,thats likely to work better than the eco-stimulus cash that the US Govt sends in right now.
The rest of a mostly interesting list is here

Monday, December 15, 2008

Women needed to prevent impending demise ...

...of dating. David Blow writes in The NY times: "The paradigm has shifted. Dating is dated. Hooking up is here to stay. (For those over 30 years old: hooking up is a casual sexual encounter with no expectation of future emotional commitment. Think of it as a one-night stand with someone you know.)... It used to be that “you were trained your whole life to date,” said Ms. Bogle. “Now we’ve lost that ability — the ability to just ask someone out and get to know them”


Sigh... ladies, I keep telling you, but you never listen - we need to urgently act to prevent such a societal breakdown - so let's have some initiative and pro-action on this! I mean, I am sure you've figured out that we guys are really bad at this and before we start thinking "Hey, come to think of it... a hook-up is actually not that bad, right..." so let me reiterate, action is the need of the hour, quickly reach out to the men around you!

PS: A comment on the article - "In the UK, you meet people through friends, hang around in groups for a bit and then find an excuse to go home together one night. If the sex goes well, then you start going out to dinner alone, introducing them to your other friends, etc". I like.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Corruption...Blago-style!

For those who complain about the irredeemable corruption in India, we present competition from Chicago!

Rod Blagojevich, came to gubernatortial power in Illinois, the 1st Democrat to do so in 30 years, campaigning as an anti-corruption crusader. In his winner's speech, he said "Tonight, Illinois has voted for change". And what a change that was...

6 months of legally authorized FBI wiretapping has found out that:
1. Rod attempted to arm-twist the Chicago Tribune by withholding state aid if they did not sack editorial staff who wrote scathing critiques of our hero's tenure.
2. Rod tried to wring money out of the Mercy Children's hospital and threatedned to refuse state funds/approval if they did not undertake sufficient fund-raising efforts for his campaign.
3. Rod tried to "sell" off Obama's seat to the highest bidder, calling the President-elect a "MXXXXfucker" and berating Obama's team because they promised him mere "appreciation" instead of monetary benefits or high-ranking positions that he coveted.

Of course, Leno, Letterman and the rest of the talk-show gang have already moved in, smelling blood:
LENO: "Hey, you probably saw this on the news. A very embarrassing moment at the Illinois State Capitol today. Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich attended the opening of the nativity scene. And when the three wise men showed up with gifts for the baby Jesus, Blagojevich demanded half the loot."
LETTERMAN: "We're not kidding about this economy, which is so bad that Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich had to mark down the price of a Senate seat 40%"

More profanity by Blago & wife here, more news about Blago's senate selling spree here and more fun about his hair here.

Like my Dad said, corruption in India is very obvious and low-level - you can bribe the cops, the health inspector and the meter reader. IMHO, in the US it's not so obvious but very much prevalent and quasi-legalized with official lobbyists and think-tanks. The system definitely works better but is oiled and rigged at the highest levels, methinks.

From Chicago with Love!

So Karupp's (aka Blackie) is so delighted with his box of goodies from Amrika that he's promised not to pee on Mom's garden plants...for the next 1 month at least.

With roadside bitches edging up to him daily, he plans to use the Breathbuster biscuits to make his "move" to jump over our gates sometime in the New Year. His UltraGuard drops and Pro-Pet (Senior!) pills should keep in good scent/shape for all the titbits from X'mas guests. And of course, he starts his mornings with Snausages, shaped so lusciously like egg and bacon pieces that my aunt popped in one of them and was retching for the next 20 minutes(which started only after we told her, before which happy chewing happened).

And me, I am wondering if I should consider the sheer vanity of it all or the awesome retail marketing that's made me buy breath buster biscuits and multivit tabs for a black Lab?

Monday, October 15, 2007

Try to praise...

Adam Zagajewski, whom I have never heard of before I received this mail from the U.Chi poetics list seems to have written an amazing poem here...a grey poem with just a glimmer of light to be served with wild strawberries and wine on what would be an otherwise pointless Monday morning...here's to hearing him read this Wednesday!

Try To Praise The Mutilated World
- Adam Zagajewski

Try to praise the mutilated world.
Remember June's long days,
and wild strawberries, drops of wine, the dew.
The nettles that methodically overgrow
the abandoned homesteads of exiles.
You must praise the mutilated world.
You watched the stylish yachts and ships;
one of them had a long trip ahead of it,
while salty oblivion awaited others.
You've seen the refugees heading nowhere,
you've heard the executioners sing joyfully.
You should praise the mutilated world.
Remember the moments when we were together
in a white room and the curtain fluttered.
Return in thought to the concert where music flared.
You gathered acorns in the park in autumn
and leaves eddied over the earth's scars.
Praise the mutilated world
and the grey feather a thrush lost,
and the gentle light that strays and vanishes
and returns.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Today I found out the meaning of...

VADE MECUM
(c) Billy Collins

I want the scissors to be sharp
and the table to be perfectly level
when you cut me out of my lie
and paste me in that book you always carry.

LATE SHOW
(c) Billy Collins

No wonder everyone loved the private dick
whose only badge is a pack of Camels
and who never dies until the movie is over
and nobody can watch him writhe.

He charges a hundred a day plus expenses
and there would be plenty of time to relax
between cases.

The only suffering in the world would be
those blackjackings from the blind side
his nods to mortality,

but then he fades into a soft dissolve
and comes to on a sumptuous couch
a blonde in a nightgown rubbing his temples
and pouring brandies as she reconsiders
the double cross.

What better style of transport
than an open car squealing along
the Coast highway, one hand on the wheel
as you unravel the onion of the murder
so fast she can't even follow.

What better place to think things over
than a swivel chair in a darkened office,
the pulse of the neon hotel sign
illuminating your notorious face

your hat hanging on the rach where you
tossed it on the way in.

PS: Although I almost missed the generation of Mike Hammer,Carter and Travis McGee, I chanced upon about 30 of these novels in some corner at home. For a 14 year old, the charm of a divorced, chain smoking, rugged detective blustering his way through whistling bullets, skimpy blondes and the occassional weak plot was irresistable - later I realized that there have been more who succumbed.

This poem is a kind of a tribute to this genre...by gently smiling at all the impossibilities that the genre was composed of, Collins also seems to be tipping his hat to an old memory, a friend we left behind when we moved from the suburbs to downtown.

PPS: Especially loved the way he has etched...
"nods to mortality"
"reconsiders the doublecross"
"unraveled the onion of a murder so fast she cant even follow"

For those unfamiliar with these characters, a good starting point would be Calvin's Tracer Bullet ;-)

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

The Death of Allegory (c)

I am wondering what became of all those tall abstractions
that used to pose, robed and statuesque, in paintings
and parade about on the pages of the Renaissance
displaying their capital letters like license plates.

Truth cantering on a powerful horse,
Chastity, eyes downcast, fluttering with veils.
Each one was marble come to life, a thought in a coat,
Courtesy bowing with one hand always extended,

Villainy sharpening an instrument behind a wall,
Reason with her crown and Constancy alert behind a helm.
They are all retired now, consigned to a Florida for tropes.
Justice is there standing by an open refrigerator.

Valor lies in bed listening to the rain.
Even Death has nothing to do but mend his cloak and hood,
and all their props are locked away in a warehouse,
hourglasses, globes, blindfolds and shackles.

Even if you called them back, there are no places left
for them to go, no Garden of Mirth or Bower of Bliss.
The Valley of Forgiveness is lined with condominiums
and chain saws are howling in the Forest of Despair.

Here on the table near the window is a vase of peonies
and next to it black binoculars and a money clip,
exactly the kind of thing we now prefer,
objects that sit quietly on a line in lower case,

themselves and nothing more, a wheelbarrow,
an empty mailbox, a razor blade resting in a glass ashtray.
As for the others, the great ideas on horseback
and the long-haired virtues in embroidered gowns,

it looks as though they have traveled down
that road you see on the final page of storybooks,
the one that winds up a green hillside and disappears
into an unseen valley where everyone must be fast asleep.

- Billy Collins

PS: Dont you know exactly what hes talking about when he says "The Valley of Forgiveness is lined with condominiums and chain saws are howling in the Forest of Despair" ;-)